Quotes from Richard Armour

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

That money talks I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, "Goodbye."

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.

Here is where people, One frequently finds, Lower their voices And raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Melville died in New York on September 28, 1891, blissfully unaware that, in the years to come, so many people would leave the hyphen out of 'Moby-Dick.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

Dedicated to that amazing device, the Required Reading List, better even than artificial respiration for keeping dead authors alive.

Oregon was discovered when someone followed the Oregon Trail right out to the end.

The author apologizes for being unable to afford a ghost writer, which explains the lack of a distinctive prose style.