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Quotes from Ilona Andrews

If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things, and then they would replace me and forget I was ever there. You would stay with me. You would take care of me, because you love me. I love you too, Kate. If you ever became hurt, I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.
~ Ilona Andrews
Subtle like a runaway bulldozer
~ Ilona Andrews
Do you remember that big speech I made in your garage?" "Which one?" I sighed. "You've made several. I'm contemplating installing a personal soapbox with your name on it." "The one where I said you would beg to climb into my bed?" "Ah. That one. How could I forget? I kept waiting for you to pound your chest like a silverback gorilla.
~ Ilona Andrews
I learned that sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind." My
~ Ilona Andrews
Nonhumanity is a dangerous label. If someone is nonhuman, they have no rights, Andrea. No protection.
~ Ilona Andrews
There was so much I could teach her.
~ Ilona Andrews
Because you can't lie, Kate. Everything you think is right there on your face. I've met kindergarteners who are better actors than you.
~ Ilona Andrews
I`ll kill you and eat your guts while you scream. Not in that order, you won`t.
~ Ilona Andrews
He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around mine and his body was muscular, hard, and hot, and my butt was pressed against his groin. Cuddled up by a dragon. No, thank you. Let me off this train. "If you keep wiggling, things might get uncomfortable," he said into my ear, his voice like a caress. "I'm doing my best, but thinking about baseball only takes you so far.
~ Ilona Andrews
George met me at the foot of the stairs. What are you planning? I asked as we turned towards the grand ballroom. Just a small demonstration for the public good, he said. I'm so sorry. You're apologizing in advance. Yes. Never a good sign.
~ Ilona Andrews
That does it. I leaned forward. "Hey, you. Either put your claws where your mouth is or shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear you yip.
~ Ilona Andrews
There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.
~ Ilona Andrews
You and me. This wasn't in the plan. The plan was to be alone, to hide, and to kill Roland. Being happy was never one of the bullet points. Some part of me is still convinced it's a fluke and eventually it will be ripped away from me. Deep down I expect it. Any hint of it and I roll down the cliff. You're mine, you know that, right? If you ever try to leave me, it won't go well.
~ Ilona Andrews
Me acerqué para guardar el expediente en mi cajón y mis dedos rozaron un libro en rústica. La princesa prometida. Aquella noche en Savannah, cuando casi me besó, lo estaba leyendo, y cuando le dije que nos fuéramos, me contestó: «Como desees».
~ Ilona Andrews
I pointed at Ascanio. "Not another word. Latin is a dead language, but that doesn't mean you get to molest its corpse. Finish sweeping, ianitor.
~ Ilona Andrews
Males and farts. Any species, any planet, didn't matter.
~ Ilona Andrews
People never wanted to tell me their life stories. They usually scooted out of my way and said things like, "Take whatever you want; just go.
~ Ilona Andrews
Hugh shut his eyes for a long moment. The world was sliding sideways, and he really needed to get a grip. "Who would I be marrying?" "The White Warlock." Hugh's eyes snapped open. "You want me to marry a man?
~ Ilona Andrews
You've had a long day. Let's put your magic away. You know what you need? A nice cup of chamomile tea and a tranquilizer . . ." I
~ Ilona Andrews
We, the human beings, are meant to live life to its fullest. We are meant to experience it all—sadness, disappointment, rage, kindness, joy, love. We are meant to test ourselves. It is painful and frightening, but this is what it means to be alive.
~ Ilona Andrews
It just goes to show that no matter how great a nail you give humanity, we'll manage to hammer it into the ground crooked. We suck. It's the nature of our species.
~ Ilona Andrews
I respect your right to differ, but that doesn't change reality. I cannot have people thrown through windows willy-nilly in my county.
~ Ilona Andrews
To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer to maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would your kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?
~ Ilona Andrews
Praise the Lord and get the fireballs ready.
~ Ilona Andrews