Quotes from Robert Breault

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.

Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.

Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine.

Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

At the end of the day, Mother Nature has only one question for us: 'What life did you nurture today?

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

There is an instinct in a woman to love most her own child - and an instinct to make any child who needs her love, her own.

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.

When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars.

Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.

The artist gazes upon a reality and creates his own impression. The viewer gazes upon the impression and creates his own reality.