Quotes from Robert Breault

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Name the season's first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it

Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.

Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.

What happens if I do nothing?

Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

I believe that there is an explanation for everything, so, yes, I believe in miracles.

The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

There is a tendency to see divine intervention in things that happen in the normal course of miracles.

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

As a gardener, I'm among those who believe that much of the evidence of God's existence has been planted.

Fate, Chance, God's Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.

God answers first the prayers we should have prayed.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

God sends the dawn that we might see the might-have-beens that still might be.

If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines.

Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.

If indeed the death of a child is part of a larger plan, you wonder if God ever considered a smaller plan.

God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.