Quotes from Don Herold

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

There is one thing about baldness: it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Interruptions are the spice of life.