Quotes from Merrill Markoe

Once you get into it, it's all you can think about. Look, I know you don't trust my judgment because I eat cat shit. Someday I'll explain that to you. But right now do what I say. Just pick up the ball and throw it.

At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones are still more interesting than televised sports.

I have a very hard time getting to rage. I always assume that maybe I've done something wrong and then forgotten about it.

I learned to cope with my needs for attention by creating my own private personal rituals to make myself feel special.

Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No one ever listens to anyone." It might even be No. 1.

I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians, or any of them.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.