Quotes from Anonymous

Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord.

Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.

Backdraft has the right-of-way.

I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night—especially since I walked there.

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you.

Heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ.

Not of the letter, but of the spirit: for the letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.

I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

The little space within the heart is as great as this vast universe. The heavens and the earth are there, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars; fire and lightning and winds are there; and all that now is and all that is not: for the whole universe is in Him [Atman, the Spirit] and He dwells within our heart.

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Open ye the gates, that the righteous nation which keepeth the truth may enter in.Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee.

Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends.

Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands.

A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.

My desire is, that the Almighty would answer me, and that mine adversary had written a book.

My soul is exceeding sorrowful, even unto death.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Jimmie crack corn and I don't care,Old Massa's gone away.