Quotes from Anonymous

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.

Nurses don't wait until October to celebrate Make a Difference Day — they make a difference every day!

God shall smite thee, thou whited wall.

The earth is the Lord's, and the fullness thereof.

The word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

Hoc est enim Corpus meum [For this is My Body].

Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.

Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them.

Many are in high place, and of renown: but mysteries are revealed unto the meek.

The stone shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber shall answer it.

My wellbeloved hath a vineyard in a very fruitful hill.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

Safety never takes a holiday.

Money may talk, but chocolate sings.

Be strong, and quit yourselves like men.

He discovereth deep things out of darkness, and bringeth out to light the shadow of death.

Censorship offends me.

There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values.

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.

You know you're a skydiver when you don't remember your anniversary or your mother's birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

As a lodge in a garden of cucumbers.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.