Quotes from Anonymous

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

Though I be rude in speech.

The Father, who without respect of persons judgeth according to every man's work.

We offered this trust to the heavens and the earth and the mountains, but they refused to carry it and were afraid of it; and man carried it. Surely he is sinful, very foolish.

The Norman Conquest was a Good Thing, as from this time onwards England stopped being conquered and thus was able to become top nation.

Well, we all need someone we can lean on,And if you want it, well, you can lean on me.

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?

The cigarette does the smoking — you're just the sucker.

Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

The borrower is servant to the lender.

Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock.

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities.

Until seventy times seven.

You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager.

Go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

Other sheep I have, which are not of this fold.

For this thing was not done in a corner.

The Lord called Samuel: and he answered, Here am I.

Who can number the sand of the sea, and the drops of rain, and the days of eternity?

Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!

Don't worry about avoiding temptation — as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

You know you're a grownup when your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.