Quotes from Anonymous

A broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated.

Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.

This is Jesus the King of the Jews.

Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is.

Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.

Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here."

A man's attire, and excessive laughter, and gait, show what he is.

Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me.

For I desired mercy, and not sacrifice; and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings.

Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.

Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them.

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

Sewing forever, housework whenever.

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

When I learned to sew, I forgot how to cook.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.

There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.

O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!

Firefighters - your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.

A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.

Hugs grease the wheels of the world.

But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world.