Quotes from Anonymous

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.

Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here's a drink to his health! But not too many drinks, lest we lose ourselves and then Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see them snakes again!

Garden fairies come at dawn, Bless the flowers then they're gone.

Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever — but would rather not.

A faithful man shall abound with blessings; but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.

O Paddy dear, an' did ye hear the news that's goin' round?The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground!No more St. Patrick's Day we'll keep, his color can't be seen,For there's a cruel law agin the wearin' o' the Green!

I've been working on the railroadAll the livelong day,I've been working on the railroadTo pass the time away.Don't you hear the whistle blowing?Rise up so early in the morn.Don't you hear the captain shouting,"Dinah blow your horn."

Where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.

Were his lord but worthy, God, how fine a vassal.

It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection.

California's a wonderful place to live — if you happen to be an orange.

The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer.

The words of the wise are as goads, and as nails fastened by the masters of assemblies.

Grandma serves kisses, counsel, and cookies daily.

Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring — you just double click on it.

He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names.

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

It starts when you sink in his arms and ends with your arms in his sink.

Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to take. You can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack.

I keep my end tables full of needlework and quilting so I don't have to dust them.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

In thoughts from the visions of the night, when deep sleep falleth on men...

Nevertheless, a maxim does not necessarily become a proverb. Many grubs never grow to butterflies; and a maxim is only a proverb in its caterpillar stage—a candidate for a wider sphere and longer flight than most are destined to attain.