Quotes from Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when your fianc

Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.

Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs.

Sometimes it's better to put love into hugs than to put it into words.

For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.

Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in few words.

They sold the righteous for silver, and the poor for a pair of shoes.

The valley… was full of bones… and lo, they were very dry.

Lying lips are abomination to the Lord.

In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters!

The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee?

There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it.

Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.

The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.

Shatner commas: Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.

Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children.

And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.

Down in the valley, the valley so low,Hang your head over, hear the wind blow.

How can these things be?

We are laborers together with God: ye are God's husbandry.

Death is swallowed up in victory.O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?

And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks.