Quotes from Anonymous

It is characteristic of mankind to make as little adjustment as possible in customary ways in the face of new conditions; the process of social change is epitomized in the fact that the first Packard car body delivered to the manufacturer had a whipstock on the dashboard.

You know you're a skydiver when you can't put on a backpack without checking for leg straps.

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.

The mountain rests on the earth: the image of Splitting Apart. Thus those above can ensure their position only by giving generously to those below.

If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.

I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!

Homecoming means football, festivities, and friendship.

God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied.

Breastfeeding is best.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters.

Love worketh no ill to his neighbour; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

Our joys as winged dreams do fly;Why then should sorrow last?Since grief but aggravates thy loss,Grieve not for what is past.

The poor, and the maimed, and the halt, and the blind.

He was a good man, and a just.

Woman, behold thy son!

Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize?

Sister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree.

Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?

The Lord made all that he did to prosper in his hand.

The path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.