Quotes from Anonymous

To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life.

From all the deceits of the world, the flesh, and the devil.

You provide the prose poems, I'll provide the war.

Instill the love of you into all the world, for a good character is what is remembered.

Let us crown ourselves with rosebuds, before they be withered.

The wisdom of Solomon.

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis.

There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High.God is in the midst of her; she shall not be moved: God shall help her, and that right early.

God was just showing off when he created you.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Breastmilk: the gift that keeps on giving.

I don't play the field - I rule the sidelines.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

Make your optimism come true.

I'll learn to work the saxophoneI'll play just what I feelDrink Scotch whiskey all night longAnd die behind the wheel

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labor.

I have a warm feeling after playing with my grandchildren. It's the liniment working.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I'd consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on the Pepperidge Farm. And raise Milanos.

Respecting yourself means listening to your body and emotions continuously. Then acting beyond a linear logic to achieve ones goals.

We're in the army now,We're not behind a plow;We'll never get richA-diggin' a ditch,We're in the army now.

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women.

Which devour widows' houses, and for a pretense make long prayers.