Quotes from Anonymous

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.

Faith is not without worry or care, but faith is fear that has said a prayer.

I have said to corruption, Thou art my father: to the worm, Thou art my mother, and my sister.

Would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!

Tea is liquid wisdom.

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.

There appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues.

Without shedding of blood is no remission.

We [God] created Man, and We know what his soul whispers within him; and We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming inMeltdown expected, the wheat is growing thinEngines stop running, but I have no fear'Cause London is drowning and I live by the river

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you [Matthew 7:1-2]

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near.

They made light of it.

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.

Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

Refuse profane and old wives' fables.

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.

In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.