Quotes from Anonymous

Work to ride and ride to work.

Make thee an ark of gopher wood.

Resting is the sort of thing you've got to work up to gradually. It's very dangerous to rest all of a sudden.

Many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

Man's pity for himself, or for his son, Always premising that said son at college Has not contracted much more debt than knowledge.

Volunteers do it for free.

At least my pencil never crashes!

Behold, thy King cometh unto thee… lowly, and riding upon an ass.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.

O ye dry bones, hear the word of the Lord.

But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.

I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.

For the hope of the ungodly is like dust that is blown away with the wind… and passeth away as the remembrance of a guest that tarrieth but a day.

Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.

Out of Egypt have I called my son.

Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.

A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded.

Who shall separate us from the love of Christ?

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Who ever perished, being innocent? or where were the righteous cut off?

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.

Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.