Quotes from Anonymous

Wag more. Bark less.

Best friend: someone you can only stay mad at for so long because you have important things to talk about.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

An apology is a good way to have the last word.

This one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,I press toward the mark.

Judah and Israel dwelt safely, every man under his vine and under his fig tree.

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.

He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to anger appeaseth strife.

A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband.

Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep:So shall thy poverty come as one that traveleth, and thy want as an armed man.

If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

Knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him.

[The prodigal son] wasted his substance with riotous living.

My love for you is mixed throughout my body…So hurry to see your lady,like a stallion on the track,or like a falcon swooping down to its papyrus marsh.Heaven sends down the love of heras a flame falls in the hay.

The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.

Nurses are patient people.

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her.

One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.

A fool's mouth is his destruction.

Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in man.

There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it.

Déjà Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.