Quotes from Anonymous

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

And he said to the woman, Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.

These, having not the law, are a law unto themselves.

Not so much as the weight of an ant in earth or heaven escapes from thy Lord.

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

As it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one.

Better is it that thou shouldest not vow, than that thou shouldest vow and not pay.

Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?"

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.

But Martha was cumbered about much serving.

For if they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?

This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish.

I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love.

Hesiod might as well have kept his breath to cool his pottage.

O men, if you are in doubt as to the Resurrection, surely We created you of dust, then of a sperm drop, then of a blood clot, then of a lump of flesh…. And thou beholdest the earth blackened; then, when We send down water upon it, it quivers, and swells, and puts forth herbs of every joyous kind.

And they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day.

For God created man to be immortal, and made him to be an image of his own eternity.Nevertheless through envy of the devil came death into the world.

Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl.

Jacob served seven years for Rachel; and they seemed unto him but a few days, for the love he had to her.

May love and light fill your home and heart at Hanukkah.