Quotes from Anonymous

I learned much from my teachers, more from my books, and most from my mistakes.

Enquiring minds want to know.

Don't tread on me.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh what a relief it is.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.

Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are.

It is a newspaper's duty to print the news and raise hell.

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball.

Look Ma! No cavities!

Dr Williams' pink pills for pale people.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

No manager ever got fired for buying IBM.

That no man of what estate or condition, shall be put out of land or tenement, nor taken nor imprisoned, nor disinherited, nor put to death, without being brought in answer by due process of law.

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

They're GR-R-REAT!

You have the right to remain silent, but I don't recommend it.

Sch . . . you know who.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

The pause that refreshes.

I'll flip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you.

I guess you could say I'm that Cosmopolitan girl!

Remember Pearl Harbor.

Humans live on one-quarter of what they eat; on the other three-quarters lives their doctor.