Quotes from Anonymous

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

Don't loseYour headTo gain a minuteYou need your headYour brains are in it.

All the brothers were valiant, and all the sisters virtuous.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

The future's bright, the future's Orange.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

I'm an incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige me.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Babies are our business, our only business.

It's tingling fresh. It's fresh as ice.

There will always be someone who can't see your worth. Don't let this person be you.

At Paul Masson, we will sell no wine before its time.

George Washington is the only president who never blamed the previous administration for his troubles.

Today we were unlucky. But remember, we have only to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Justice the Guardian of Liberty.

Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Keep America Beautiful.

There's something about an Aqua Velva man.

Promise her anything, but give her Arpege!

Better Things for Better Living . . . Through Chemistry.

Don't leave home without it.