Quotes from Anonymous

Western wind, when will thou blow, The small rain down can rain? Christ, if my love were in my arms And I in my bed again!

Divide and rule.

The Uncola.

Can you tell Stork from butter?

The man who doesn't read hasn't any advantage over the man who can't read.

Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen.

Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her mother forty whacks; When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

May he rest in peace.

Live well. It is the greatest revenge.

The man who rolls up his shirt sleeves is rarely in danger of losing his shirt.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

So passes away the glory of the world.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

To those who were vigilant so we could rest, Who gave everything that we might thrive, Who are silent that we may breathe free, We honor you.

God is real, unless declared integer.

The law is not concerned with trifles.

Vorsprung durch Technik. Progress through technology.