Quotes from Anonymous

Horlicks guards against night starvation.

What a wonderful thing is the mail, capable of conveying across continents a warm human hand-clasp.

Does she . . . or doesn't she? . . . Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

After coitus every animal is sad.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Stuffing instead of potatoes?

"Dead last" is greater than "did not finish" which trumps "did not start."

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee: Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

People are like tea bags–they never know their own strength until they get into hot water.

You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.

We sure liberated the hell out of this place.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

He who forgiveth, and is reconciled unto his enemy, shall receive his reward from God; for he loveth not the unjust doers.

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.

A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed but did not.

All you need is love... and a good cup of coffee.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket. . . I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

Friendship isn't a big thing — it's a million little things.

Law: the only game where the best players get to sit on the bench.

Simply because we do not run across goal lines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit home runs, doesn't mean we can't change the score.

Beware the man of one book.