Quotes from Anonymous

We won't make a drama out of a crisis.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Keep the dream alive; hit the snooze button!

Anyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a daddy.

If I could choose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breathe to say I love you.

Love: a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

As long as you're up, get me a Grant's.

In life you will meet two kinds of people: Those who build you up and those who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.

It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

It all went to hell when attacking what we hate became more important than defending what we love.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Happiness is as a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond our grasp; but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get.

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13." The fence was too high to see over, so I looked through a gap to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all started shouting "14...14...14." That's how I learnt to mind my own business!

Women fall in love on the date, and men fall in love after the date.

The only person you need to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men.