Quotes from Anonymous

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you–life.

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.

At mile 20, I thought I was dead. At mile 22, I wished I was dead. At mile 24, I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2, I realized I had become too tough to kill.

Good relationships don't just happen; they take time, patience and two people who truly want to work to be together.

Count that day lost whose low descending sun. Views from thy hand no worthy action done.

I've fallen in love many times . . . always with you.

Have a break, have a Kit-Kat.

When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen.

Aging is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Double your pleasure, double your fun with . . . Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all.

And remember that behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.