Quotes from Anonymous

Take twice as long to eat half as much.

You're never a loser til you quit trying.

We teach others how to treat us.

Happiness is an unexpected hug.

It's a numbers gamein a dense urban area there are so many of us that even unintentional pollution would cause all the crap we see in the water.

The objective of World Missions is to establish a healthy, reproducing, independent Baptist Church in every locale in the world.

The gospel is only good news if it reaches the lost in time.

People underestimate their capacity for change. There is never a right time to do a difficult thing. A leader's job is to help people have vision of their potential.

Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because its safe or certain.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Seeing yourself as you want to be is the key to personal growth.

Hope is grief's best music.

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

Why do people say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.

The greatest gift I ever had came from God; I call him Dad!

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.