Quotes from Anonymous

Gentleman: one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks through Him to God the Father.

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.

The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

To reach a great height a person needs to have great depth.

Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.

Worry never climbed a hill, worry never paid a bill, Worry never dried a tear, worry never calmed a fear, Worry never darned a heel, worry never cooked a meal, It never led a horse to water, nor ever did a thing it "oughter."

Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness.

If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you

Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.

Why worry when you can pray?

A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, ìA man can live without art, but not without culture.

Writing is only boring to the people who are boring themselves.

A lot of us would like to move mountains, but few of us are willing to practice on small hills.

The best way to finish an unpleasant task is to get started.

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.

If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.