Quotes from Anonymous

There is but one blasphemy, and that is injustice.

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them, Why can't he recall, with equal skill, All the times he told them!

Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.

Ne'er of the living can the living judge - too blind the affection, or too fresh the grudge.

When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter, "How can you do this to me? - a heart attack at my age? I'm only 30." Replied St. Peter: "When we looked at your total hours billed we figured you were 95."

Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common, But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.

A lawyer must first get on, then get honor, and then get honest.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

One who has both feet firmly planted in the air.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

There is no better exercise for strengthening the heart than reaching down and lifting up another.

Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

It's easy enough to be pleasant when everything goes like a song, but the man who is worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when everything goes dead wrong.

Literature is a power to be possessed, not a body of objects to be studied.

Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child.

Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

When my wife was asked, "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered, "For richer."