Quotes from Anonymous

God receives little thanks, even for his greatest gifts.

Our thanks to God should always precede our requests.

Don't be timid when you pray; rather, batter the very gates of heaven with storms of prayer.

There are two main pitfalls on the road to mastery of the art of prayer. If a person gets what he asks for, his humility is in danger. If he fails to get what he asks for, he is apt to lose confidence. Indeed, no matter whether prayer seems to be succeeding or failing, humility and confidence are two virtues which are absolutely essential.

Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

The best way out of a problem is through it.

Before I started working here, I drank, smoked, and used bad language. Thanks to this job, I now have good reason.

Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse.

Every year it takes less time to fly across the Atlantic, and more time to drive to the office.

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

The four-letter word for psychotherapy is 'talk'.

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple, stupid.

His shortcoming is his long staying.

If there were any justice in the world, people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

There's a wonderful family called Stein, There's Gert, and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk, Epp's statues are junk, And no one can understand Ein.

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

God hath made of one blood all nations of men.

Nature, like man, sometimes weeps for gladness.

Life guarantees a chance-not a fair shake.

Results are what you expect; consequences are what you get.

To expect life to be tailored to our specifications is to invite frustration.