Quotes from Anonymous

Progress means taking risks, for you can't steal home and keep your foot on third base.

Tact is the intelligence of the heart.

A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.

Beware of him that telleth tales.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school, everybody hated me.

Some people speak from experience, while others, from experience, don't speak.

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

If Noah found himself back on Earth, you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

There are no perfect people - except, of course, my wife's first husband.

Remember, if God had wanted this to be perfect, he never would have had me up here.

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.

Here's to one of the most beautiful, kind, thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

The future is a great land.

The possibilities for tomorrow are usually beyond our expectations.

Here's to the past. Thank God it's past!

Then is then. Now is now. We must grow to learn the difference.

Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again, tomorrow.

Now is the only time we own; give, love, toil with a will. And place no faith in tomorrow, for the clock may then be still.

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow.

The future belongs to those who live intensely in the present.