Quotes from Anonymous

The present is all you have for your certain possession.

Yesterday has gone. Tomorrow may never come. There is only the miracle of this moment. Savor it. It is a gift.

Today was once the future from which you expected so much in the past.

Today, well lived, will prepare me for both the pleasure and the pain of tomorrow.

The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old church in the country.

Every April, God rewrites the Book of Genesis.

One step and then another, and the longest walk is ended. One stitch and then another, and the longest rent is mended. One brick upon another, and the tallest wall is made. One flake and then another, and the deepest snow is laid.

We are here today and gone tomorrow.

He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.

The ability to sin differs among people. For example, a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.

It gives me great strength to know that half the people I meet are below average.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although, judging from those around me, I have every right to be.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Let's just say, he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

How beautiful is victory, but how dear!

The artist doesn't see things as they are, but as he is.

Men never cling to their dreams with such tenacity as at the moment when they are losing faith in them and know it, but do not dare confess it to themselves.

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.

Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.

The rich can be "eccentric," the poor have to be considered "nuts."

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.

Some women blush when they are kissed; some call for the police; some swear; some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude; But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness, Are nothing to their goodness when they're good.