Quotes from Anonymous

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

I'm not feeling very worky today.

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."

Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.?

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Thank you God for everything in my life. The good and the bad. Some were blessings and some were lessons.

You are forever and always the hero of my heart, the love of my life.

Every time I say I love you I mean it more than the last time.

I never wanted someone as badly as I want you.

Never ask why I love you, just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life.

The day I met you, I found my missing piece. You complete me and make me a better person. I love you with all my heart and all my soul.

I will love the sun for it warms my soul. I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light, for it shows me the way. But I love you most, for you are my dream come true.

I promise to be on your team. I promise to be faithful. I promise to be quick to forgive. I promise to always surprise you. I promise to stand by you. I promise to trust you, respect you, follow you, honor you and support you. I promise to love you, always.