Quotes from Anonymous

In every girls life there will always be those three guys...the one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she cant get enough of...and in the end...they're all the same guy.

Any guy can love a thousand girls...but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand ways.

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

I think, therefore I'm single.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child...eventually.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.