Quotes from Anonymous

Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fucked Up).

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Mordecai rent his clothes, and put on sackcloth with ashes.

By their fruits ye shall know them.

How can he get wisdom… whose talk is of bullocks?

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

If thou wouldest get a friend, prove him first.

Michael row the boat ashore,Hallelujah!

If tears could build a stairway, And memories a lane, I'd walk right up to Heaven And bring you home again.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Grammar makes the difference between feeling you're nuts and feeling your nuts.

Feeling down? Saddle up.

I wish I was a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cos how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum!

I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known.

People are not perfect (except when they smile).

His [Ishmael's] hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him.

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.

I believe there is yet a spirit of resistance in this country, which will not submit to be oppressed; but I am sure there is a fund of good sense in this country, which cannot be deceived.

The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans.

The united voice of all His Majesty's free and loyal subjects in America—liberty and property, and no stamps.