Quotes from Anonymous

He is Lord of lords, and King of kings.

I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up.

A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future.

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

All of my friends from school grew up and settled downAnd they mortgaged off their livesOne thing's not said too much, but I think it's trueThey just get married 'cause there's nothing else to do

And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou gather the gleanings of thy harvest.And thou shalt not glean thy vineyard, neither shalt thou gather every grape of thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for the poor and stranger.

There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen,Nobody knows but Jesus.

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.

I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.

God will not take you to task for vain words in your oaths, but He will take you to task for what your hearts have earned.

Would you like to sinWith Elinor GlynOn a tiger skin?Or would you preferTo err with herOn some other fur?

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown.

When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, "It would be nice."

And this is the writing that was written, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.This is the interpretation of the thing: MENE; God hath numbered thy kingdom, and finished it.TEKEL; Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.PERES; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to the Medes and Persians.

Hope is grief's best music.

In the multitude of counsellors there is safety.He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it.

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won.

His banner over me was love.Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love.

Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening?

There's nothing surer,The rich get rich and the poor get poorer,In the meantime, in between time,Ain't we got fun.