Quotes from Anonymous

It was nice growing up with someone like you — someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!

Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people.

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

Then shall ye bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.

A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.

Mother, may I go out to swim?Yes, my darling daughter:Hang your clothes on a hickory limbAnd don't go near the water.

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only.

They will question thee concerning the soul. Say: "The spirit is the concern of my Lord, and you have been given of knowledge nothing except a little."

[Joe Gillis]: You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.[Norma Desmond]: I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

He shall be called a Nazarene.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"

I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a waiver. They confirmed my suspicions when they asked me to pay in advance.

There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.

Water flows uphill towards money.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

There's no place like home... except Grandma's.

I [Muhammad] have no power to profit for myself except as God will… I am only a warner, and a bearer of good tidings to a people who believe.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,I like to press wild flowers.I put on women's clothingAnd hang around in bars.

Lord, make me to know mine end, and the measure of my days, what it is; that I may know how frail I am.

If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?

Behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven.

May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind.

Fair weather cometh out of the north.

Darkness which may be felt.