Quotes from Anonymous

From the days of old there is no permanence. The sleeping and the dead, how alike they are, they are like a painted death. What is there between the master and the servant when both have fulfilled their doom?

Kyrie eleison [Lord, have mercy on us].

All that is comes from the mind; it is based on the mind, it is fashioned by the mind.

One bright day in the middle of night two dead boys rose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Sing unto him a new song; play skillfully with a loud noise.

Every man's sword was against his fellow.

John Henry told his captain,Says, "A man ain't nothin' but a man,And before I'd let your steam drill beat me down, Lord,I'd die with this hammer in my hand."

Multiplication is vexation,Division is as bad;The rule of three doth puzzle me,And practice drives me mad.

I always put the apostrophe in "ain't" to make certain I'm using proper improper English.

A nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives.

Living involves tearing up one rough draft after another.

There is a moment of difficulty and danger at which flattery and falsehood can no longer deceive, and simplicity itself can no longer be misled.

The Ugly American

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.

Even so we in like manner, as soon as we were born, began to draw to our end.

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.

Fear came upon me, and trembling.

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches.

O Lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising; thou understandest my thought afar off.

There ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand.

Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you!