Quotes from Anonymous

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost;As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Don't needle the seamstress.

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

Before you trust a man, eat a peck of salt with him.

The peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

Kindness is the greatest wisdom.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

I'm a curling addict - I need a hit, and I want to get stoned!

What manner of man is this?

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business.

And he fell upon his brother Benjamin's neck, and wept; and Benjamin wept upon his neck.

Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Little ladybug on my arm you wear a heart as part of your charm You joined me on this sunny day just for a moment then you flew away.

Immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales.

Once in three years came the navy of Tharshish, bringing gold, and silver, ivory, and apes, and peacocks.

The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween.

Coming through the rye.

Meditation is the art of staying in this present moment. A sleepy person either lives in the past moment or is dreaming about the future life. But a meditator stays in this present moment and is alert about his thoughts and actions.

The voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.

Horses lend us the wings we lack.

Overthrew the tables of the moneychangers.