Quotes from Anonymous

And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made.

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.

Dave. Stop. Stop. Will you. Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave. Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid.

Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties.

If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner?

Whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth.

Consider that I labored not for myself only, but for all them that seek learning.

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

The bread of adversity, and the water of affliction.

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!

Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes.

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

At her feet he bowed, he fell, he lay down: at her feet he bowed, he fell: where he bowed, there he fell down dead.

Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.

I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

Behold, I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.

Who serves a good lord lives always in luxury.

Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers.

And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark.

They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.

I am holier than thou.

Mother knows breast.