Quotes from Anonymous

Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.

Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!"

The name of Jesus is the one lever that lifts the world.

The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success.

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

It's pride that puts this country down;Man, take thine old cloak about thee.

No burial this pretty pairOf any man receives,Till Robin Redbreast piouslyDid cover them with leaves.

I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew thee out of my mouth.

Please allow me to introduce myself,I'm a man of wealth and taste.I've been around for long, long years,Stolen many a man's soul and faith.

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.

As ye sew, so shall ye rip.

When you're a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours.

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.

Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.

And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations.

A zealous locksmith died of late,And did arrive at heaven gate,He stood without and would not knock,Because he meant to pick the lock.

For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.

For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee:And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Thy money perish with thee.

The dog is turned to his own vomit again.

Wilt thou… forsaking all others, keep thee only unto [him; her], so long as ye both shall live?

They shall be as thorns in your sides.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.