Quotes from Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

I don't like bullshit and pretense.I can't enjoy the joy at church...without some cash in my wallet.

It's no good to give money to anybody who thinks money as the root of all evil.

Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.

Your money myth affects your gain and luck.In economics, illusion of money affects wealth.

There are brains so smart in finance and unconsciously reject wealth.

Whoever thirst for money is real victim of a capital illusion.

Never argue with a mother who's scolding her child.

Nature is relic of pre-human civilizations.

We speak of love when we destroy nature.It sounds like innocence of cruel arrogance.

Being positive reckons the unexpected.

If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic.

Anyone who doesn't fear God, has no idea at all about Him.

While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters.

The God that we commonly know may be less sinister than the true God that we don't know for sure.

There is no point of adventure if you have known about everything.I wonder how God deals with the situation, considering the boredom.

A prayer is a chat with thy God.

If thou really believe in one God, irrationality is subset of thou logic.

The great words never die... and so does the soul of its author.

People used to recognize it as mood.Science has revealed it as cannabinoids.When you feel sad, just do long running.Then you will know that even mood can be governed.

People with dimple have a divine role in this universe: smile!

I hate when you have to smile for me..so nice if you'd do that spontaneously.

An honest smile is an icebreaker.

No matter how many thousands friends you've had, or even more likes you've got, but if you do not enjoy being yourself, then you just keep lying to yourself and unto others as well.

If you make peace without defense power, then you should be really ready to be ruled.