Quotes from Joey Comeau

Love is a dream someone else had last night.

We could have been perfect if only we'd met when we were both too young to know better.

The moon landing is not bullshit," Jane said quietly. "The moon landing was faked," Caitlin said. "Everybody knows that." "Fuck you! You were faked!" Jane said. She shoved Caitlin hard against the lockers.

I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

There are people who believe a photo captures your soul. For them, this is a terrible thing. For me, it's one last chance.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.