Quotes from Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.

Mincing your words makes it easier if you have to eat them later.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Untold suffering seldom is.

Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.