Quotes from Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.