Quotes About Boundaries

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal?

No punching?" he asked."No.""No kicking?""No.""How about arm wrestling?""No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs."Fate Succumbs

If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.

You can't define the future. And in my opinion, you can't define the avant-garde.

My goal now is to remember every place I've been, only do things I love, and not say yes when I don't mean it.

Here's a vice: I say yes to too many things. I wish I had the guilty pleasure of saying no. My goal is to try to do less, but more fully.

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.

You cannot want more for people than they want for themselves.

We are only young once. That is all society can stand.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.

No women shall allow herself to indulge in an unhealthy relationship just to feel loved for that moment.

Girls aren't moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up with your sh...

Don't sleep next to anything that you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Raise your standards ladies.

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

There is a sacred realm of privacy for every man and woman where he makes his choices and decisions-a realm of his own essential rights and liberties into which the law, generally speaking, must not intrude.

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.