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Quotes About Cheese

Every year, the average American eats as much as 33 pounds of cheese. That's up to 60,000 calories and 3,100 grams of saturated fat. So why do we eat so much cheese? Mainly it's because the government is in cahoots with the processed food industry.
~ Michael Moss
I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
~ Zach Galifianakis
I was in a motorway services and I broke and had a cheese sandwich. It felt fabulous.
~ Dave Myers
The perfect ham and cheese sandwich is all about focusing on quality ingredients and about simple techniques. You start with great bread, a well-cured ham and a sharp local cheese, and the rest is easy. A little butter in a pan and a little patience - in the end you'll have a sandwich that is at once comforting and delicious.
~ Daniel Humm
Cheese is one of the world's great foodstuffs and I speak as someone who would once happily snarf a packet of American-style cheese singles in front of the telly on my own.
~ Jack Monroe
I suppose you really like them dirty, said Miss Vyner. That's it. Dirty and full of divine mystery, said Cobbler, rolling his eyes and kissing his fingers. "Sheer connoisseurship, I confess, but I've always preferred a bit of ripened cheese to a scientifically packaged breakfast food.
~ Robertson Davies
We take such pains to be polite. We never say what we mean. For all it matters, we could greet each other and speak only of cheese - How was your Limburger, miss? Salty as a ripe Stinking Bishop, thank you. Ah, very cheddar, miss. I'll have your Stilton brought to your Camembert, then. - and no one would likely notice.
~ Libba Bray
My family traditions are alcoholism and dysfunction," Jennifer said. "Oh, and anything you can make from government cheese.
~ Libba Bray
One might forget so many exotic cheeses, he thought, but the memory of cheddar always remained. Should one be embarrassed by choosing cheddar every time? he asked. Matthew laughed. There's no need to apologize for simple things. But is cheddar simple? Domenica enquired. Just because there's a lot of it, does that make it simple?
~ Alexander McCall Smith
One might forget so many exotic cheeses, he thought, but the memory of cheddar always remained.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
~ Dr. Seuss
There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term.
~ Joan Bauer
Hot sauce For the grits 1 cup milk 2 cups water 3?4 cup quick-cooking grits 1?4 teaspoon salt 1?2–3?4 cup grated cheddar cheese
~ Ann Vanderhoof
that is a Gouda.
~ Anne Goldgar
I do cook a lot for myself. I tend to cook from scratch, a lot of stews and things, lots of beans, because beans have got lots of protein in them but not fat. I am partial to a bit of cheese - I try to limit myself in my cheese intake, but I do enjoy a good smelly cheese. Stinking Bishop is a good one.
~ Honeysuckle Weeks
No genuine Irishman could relax in comfort and feel at home in a pub unless he was sitting in deep gloom on a hard seat with a very sad expression on his face, listening to the drone of bluebottle squadrons carrying out a raid on the yellow cheese sandwich.
~ Flann O'Brien
One of my favourite eateries is Beechers Cheese Shop, which does the most incredible toasties.
~ Samantha Barks
Breakfast is my favorite way to start off the day. This is usually what I order every morning on set: egg whites scrambled with broccoli and a side of well-done turkey bacon. Sometimes I add a bit of feta cheese.
~ Cassie Scerbo
What I love for breakfast is eggs. My favorite thing is scrambled egg whites with cheddar cheese and pepper.
~ Chrishell Stause
Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
~ Mark E. Smith
Dutch food is terrible, I think. What sort of person starts the day with egg and cheese?
~ John Cooper Clarke
He wondered how many would ever march home. Better it seemed to export cheese or cloth, but it was true that fortunes were made in the military trade. Though seldom by the soldiers, any more than by the cheeses.
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
Once, carefully, they rode around a company of marching pike men, recruits on their way to being exported to other lords' wars. Like Drovo, Pen thought. He wondered how many would ever march home. Better it seemed to export cheese or cloth, but it was true that fortunes were made in the military trade. Though seldom by the soldiers, any more than by the cheeses.
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
Better it seemed to export cheese or cloth, but it was true that fortunes were made in the military trade. Though seldom by the soldiers, any more than by the cheeses. While
~ Lois McMaster Bujold