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Quotes About Santa

Minutes later, he and Mrs. Claus were in the air, headed for Sweden behind a team of young back-up reindeer. "Now, Pac-Man! Now, Disco! Now, Yoda and Vader!" Mrs. Claus called out, giving the reins a gentle snap. "On, Ford! On Carter! On, Alda and Nader!
~ Steve Hockensmith
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
~ Clement Clarke Moore
The old Rankin-Bass animated specials seemed to exist in a loosely shared reality, which is what attracted me to them. Santa, Snow Miser, Rudolph, Frosty, even the Easter Bunny seemed to be on nodding acquaintance with each other, even if only in cameo appearances in each other's cartoons.
~ Paul Dini
My dad founded the 'Rancho Santa Fe Times' and won a lot of journalism awards.
~ Chris Hillman
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allan
Would not do to have children watch dear old Santa hack Krampus and his abominations to death, after all.
~ Brom
Santa Claus and all his little presents tend to get in the way of God's message." "As can religion," Santa replied.
~ Brom
Santa Claus ran his finger across the rough parchment, lightly tracing the inscription below. "Charity unto others brings its own reward," he whispered.
~ Brom
Hey!" the kid screamed. "Hey, you can't do that!" He stood up and when he did, Santa snatched the bicycle out from under him. He lifted the bike over his head and chucked it down the hill.
~ Brom
Is there not room in your heart for both? They both spread peace, charity, and goodwill." "Only Jesus can save your soul from eternal damnation." A smug smile spread across the reverend's face. "Can Santa Claus do that? Don't think so." Santa let out a sigh. "We all serve God in our way." Then, almost to himself: "Sometimes whether we wish it or not.
~ Brom
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allan
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.
~ Chris Van Allsburg
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing
~ Steven Wright
It looks like you're mocking me as if I am a girl who still believes in Santa Claus." Emily says.
~ Pet Torres, Tiger's Obsession
When I was little, my mom would dress me up and take me downtown on the Carondelet bus, which in itself was exciting. We would go to see Santa Claus at Famous-Barr. The decorations were so pretty. The line was long, but that just gave me more time to enjoy Santa's Toyland. I loved every minute of it.
~ Phyllis Smith
Hey. Nobody has any trouble believing in the internet, right, which really is magic. So what's the problem believing in a virtual private network for Santa's business? It results in real toys, real presents, delivered by Christmas morning, what's the difference?
~ Thomas Pynchon
Every night is Christmas Eve on old East Main, Sailors and their sweethearts all agree. Neon signs of red and green Shine upon the friendly scene, Welcoming you in from off the sea. Santa's bag is filled with all your dreams come true: Nickel beers that sparkle like champagne, Barmaids who all love to screw, All of them reminding you It's Christmas Eve on old East Main.
~ Thomas Pynchon
We're standing among the heavens, we're sitting within the phosphorescent flame of a star. Our fondest wish has been granted… Oh, Santa Maria!
~ Kenji Miyazawa
For our families in Pakistan, our parents were the real Santa Claus.
~ Bushra Rehman
If my tiny studio apartment in Santa Monica were, heaven forbid, to go up in a blazing inferno, the one thing I would rush back inside to save would be my favorite pair of strappy silver slingbacks.
~ Gemma Halliday
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~ George Carlin
It's all fun and games until the drunk Viking Santa shows up.
~ Ilona Andrews
el Viejo Pascuero nunca existió, eran los padres quienes compraban los regalos de Navidad.
~ Isabel Allende
Christmas is a really special day since I support the initiative 'Helping Hands' and I celebrate Christmas with the kids there. I take them to a place they would enjoy, like a hotel or fun zone and spend time with them as we play together and I become Santa for them.
~ Gautam Rode