Quotes About Santa

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

They talk some more, Will prompting Peter into remembering their early childhood on the barge. How their parents always went that extra mile to make their infancy special, like the time they brought a freshly killed department store Santa Clause home for their midnight Christmas feast.

and Santa and his sleigh rested on the lawn in front of the hardware store, each reindeer wearing a tool belt.

We passed a building where the first "S" had been torn away from the "Self-Storage" sign, and I wondered if that was where Santa kept his elves when he didn't need them.