Quotes About Banter
And, no, they haven't done it. I put him out of his misery. Done what? asks Noah. Put the sausage in the cupcake, says Lorcan, draining his coffee. Lorcan! I snap. Don't say things like that! Noah explodes with laughter. Put the sausage in the cupcake! he crows. The sausage in the cupcake! Great. I glare at Lorcan, who stares back, unmoved. And, anyway, cupcake? I've never heard it called that.
~ Sophie Kinsella
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo.
~ John Quinn
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Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, "Remind me not to stand next to you if you're handling a bomb. That much caffeine, you gotta be shakin' like a hundred-dollar belly dancer." "At least I'm not drinking like a little girl," Barlow said.
~ John Sandford
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It was wonderful flirting with him, all the razor-edged literary banter, like Beatrice and Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing. A battle of wit, and a test, too.
~ Elizabeth Wein
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p'tit morceau de merde écossaise.
~ Elizabeth Wein
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Freddie is here' Gabriel said 'Lazy sod
~ Eloisa James
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She gave a little scream. "You oughtn't to creep up on a person!" He smiled down at her. "You'll have to get used to me following you out of rooms. If you are determined to be exasperated with me, and I am determined to be with you, I shall probably become very familiar with your defiant back leading the way to a door." That was so foolish that she found herself nearly smiling.
~ Eloisa James
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We made our way into the woods, just above the river. I scouted ahead of everyone…" "Yeah, about three inches ahead." Hooter smirked. "Well, ahead anyway." Tony shot Hooter a smirk back.
~ Elvira Woodruff
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My inspiration was my mom. She's a great cook, and she still cooks, and we still banter back and forth about cooking. Growing up in a mostly Portuguese community, food was important and the family table was extremely important. At a very young age I understood that.
~ Emeril Lagasse
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
~ Emily Deschanel
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Since I was a schoolboy, I've been used to being recognized on the road by old and young, and being bantered with and, indeed, being taunted.
~ Seamus Heaney
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Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.
~ Timothy Simons
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I like to play around a lot. I would always flirt with the girls in the office and everybody just hanging around, sweet talk.
~ Mark Henry
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Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
~ Bill Watterson
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Talking to you is like -- like talking to an eel! No, is it? I've never tried to talk to an eel. Isn't it as waste of time? Not such a waste of time as talking to you!
~ Georgette Heyer
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I find it a marvellous circumstance, cousin, that no one has yet strangled you!
~ Georgette Heyer
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Well, have you a tongue in your head?' 'I have,' responded Hugo, 'but I was never one to give my head for washing.' 'You're not such a fool as you look,' commented his lordship.
~ Georgette Heyer
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He could send a glass eye to sleep.
~ Gervase Phinn
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Sometimes I am lucky enough to hang out with Tim Key and he is constantly funny. Every moment. When I haven't seen him for a bit I do his voice in my head to entertain myself.
~ Sara Pascoe
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United always had that flag which counted the years City were without a title, making fun of our fans. After the 6-1, they were quiet!
~ Edin Dzeko
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To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
~ Andy Murray
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In Merlin, Arthur has a very loyal friend who keeps him on his toes. Arthur enjoys those challenges, and there is a lot of great banter between them. Meanwhile, in Arthur, Merlin has a friend he can really rely on. Merlin knows that when it comes the crunch, Arthur will always do the right thing.
~ Bradley James
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Well, I don't know what to do first. I mean, should I take the piss out of you"—he points at me—"for the TV interview? Or you"—he points at James—"for the fan mail?
~ Sarah Mason
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Was you born this fucking dumb, Milly-Fox, or do you practice every Dixieme?
~ Sarah Monette
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