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Quotes About Banter

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away. V'Aidan You can't be bored. M'Ordant And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company. V'Aidan
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. Esperetta Only one? Velkan At the moment. Esperetta Then I can't wait to hear it. Velkan 'Bram' and 'Stoker'? Esperetta It was fitting, I thought. Velkan
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket, 'but if you don't lay off me, I'm going to make you breathing impaired.' -Nick and Ash
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee Whereupon Winston Churchill answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it.
~ John Fellows Akers
Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into." Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard." "As hard as I could.
~ John Flanagan
He looked up at Stig and Hal. 'Told you this one was a keeper.' Lydia flushed as the two boys smiled. 'Shut up. You make sure you do your stuff with those two overgrown dinner bowls you call shields.
~ John Flanagan
Only if you're a numbskull." "Numbskull yourself! Want me to numb your skull with this shovel?
~ John Flanagan
I don't snore," Horace said, with dignity. Will raised his eyebrows."Is that so?" he said. "Then in that case, you'd better chase out that colony of walruses who are in the tent with you.
~ John Flanagan
He hesitated a moment, shifted the load to his left arm and mimed a sword stroke in the air. Crowley looked over his shoulder at the serving boy with some concern. "Planning on beheading me, are you?" he asked. Rafe smiled at him. "No sir, Ranger. Just getting the right side, like. Just shift yourself over while I put these down, before I forget which side is which, now." Crowley
~ John Flanagan
Yes. A few weeks with people closer to his own age will do him good. After all, folk do say I can be a little grim from time to time." "You, Halt? Grim? Who could say such a thing?" Gilan said. Halt glanced at him suspiciously. Gilan was, all too obviously, just managing to keep a straight face. "You know, Gilan," He said, "sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all.
~ John Flanagan
Stig here could probably eat a ship if he was hungry enough," Thorn said, straight-faced. Stig looked sidelong at him. He was used to the old sea wolf's teasing. "I'd need a lot of salt," he said.
~ John Flanagan
Halt glanced down at his friend's belt quiver. Like his own, it was empty. "Lost your arrows somewhere, did you?" he said, and the two of them laughed.
~ John Flanagan
You know, Horace," he said at length, "you used to be a most agreeable young man. Whatever happened to you?" Horace turned a wide grin on him. "I've spent too much time around you, I suppose," he said. And Halt had to admit that was probably true.
~ John Flanagan
What about me?" Halt said, with mock severity. "Do I grow more handsome every day? More impressive, perhaps?" Gilan eyed him critically, his head to one side. Then he announced his verdict. "Scruffier," he said.
~ John Flanagan
Weet je, volgens mij gaat het je nog lukken ook.' Hij keek naar Stig en Hal. 'Een pittige tante, dat zei ik toch al?' Lydia bloosde, en de beide jongens glimlachten. 'Hou je mond,' zei ze. 'Doe jij nou maar wat jou gevraagd wordt met die twee rare soepborden die jij schilden noemt.' Thorn boog zijn hoofd heel even. 'Zoals u wilt, jongedame. Zoals u wilt.
~ John Flanagan
Here we go again . . . There's nothing wrong with the way I smell,' he said. 'I've got a mature smell, I have.' 'So has cheese,' Stig told him.
~ John Flanagan
You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days.
~ John Flanagan
True enough," Horace said. "Let's get on with it, Halt. I'm famished." "Are you ever not famished?" Halt asked, but Horace was already heading for the inn.
~ John Flanagan
You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." "If you could manage to do it quietly, I'd almost welcome it
~ John Flanagan
Geen teken van onze grote harige vriend?' - Thorn 'Tot jij naast me kwam lopen niet, nee... O, bij de harige oksels van Orlog... daar heb je hém weer.' - Lydia
~ John Flanagan
Flatulence? What's that?' Stig asked. Words of more than two syllables sometimes confused him. 'He farts,' Thorn put in. Stig thought about it, then nodded his head. 'Yeah, well, I can do that.' Hal and Thorn both answered simultaneously. 'We know.
~ John Flanagan
Bij de kalknagels van Gorlog, je stond zo te kotsen dat ik op een gegeven moment dacht dat je jezelf over de reling zou spugen!' Alyss en Evanlyn trokken wit weg en draaiden zich snel om. 'Je weet het weer fraai te brengen, Gundar!' merkte Will op
~ John Flanagan
Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?' 'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.
~ John Flanagan
See?" I crowed. "I know what I'm doing. Two weeks, tops, and you'll be begging to dip your fries in my shake." "You think?" It took me about a second before I realized I'd done it again. My mouth seriously needed a chaperone.
~ Elise Allen