Quotes About Banter

Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Friggin' Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, you're not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me, Viking. (Talon)

Man, quit hugging me. You are a perv. (Fang) You're such an asshole. (Vane) Daddy said a bad word! (Trace) You tell him, pup. Keep your daddy straight. (Fang)

Excuse me? Jess asked in disbelief. This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person? He shook his head at Jess's joking. It's me, dickless. Hey, now, that's way too personal. I don't need to know that much about you.

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

Ahhh, you two are special friends. Nick How do you mean? Kyrian He thinks we're a couple Ash No No No Definitely not. Not that Acheron is not an attractive man, not that I've ever really noticed whether or not he's attractive, but male is not my type. Kyrian

Jess:Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with. Sasha:Is that hygienically sound? Jess:Sasha... Sasha:Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose, buddy, remember I warned you. Jess pulled a couple out and wedged them into his nostrils. He gave Abigail a sheepish smile. Sexy, right? Abby: Oh yeah, baby. You're so hot right now, if I was a chicken I'd lay hard-boiled eggs.

Are you calling me out? (Varyk) I'm calling you slow. Not out. (Dev)

Trust me, baby, you weren't that good. I was just a better actress than you were actor. (Zephyra to Stryker) Ew! No offense, Mum, I don't want to know who you've slept with. Kill the sexual bantering and him before I go deaf from it. (Medea)

Say thank you to her, Dolophonos. She just kept you from getting your ass handed to you. (Jericho) Stop it! One more round of Grand Testosterone and I swear I'll geld you both where you stand. (Delphine)

I'm just peachy. Even managed to keep most of my clothes on and everything. (Vane) Yeah, you do that. Don't want your scrawny body making my Sunshine go blind or anything. (Talon) Trust me, if she hasn't gone blind looking at your fat, hairy ass, mine's not going to hurt her any. (Vane) Hairy? Excuse me, but you definitely have me confused with your brother. (Talon)

Did you wake him? If I say yes, will you spank me? Syn rolled his eyes. You're horrible, Mari.

Is my andarion rusty or did he just call us the ass of a dung beetle

Yeah, but you're both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don't. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)

Tell him what? Kat's a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara) Tara! (Kat) Oh, all right. She's so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara)

Why'd he call you?" – Sundown "My charming personality." – Zarek

Jess! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you all right? Are you alive? Did I hurt you? Jess? Can you speak?" – Abigail "Yeah, I can talk. But I kind of like the attention you're giving me. You want to grope a little lower, it'd be even better." – Sundown

C'mon, Devyn, move already. You're like watching ice freeze. You keep this pace up and my grandkids will be able to finish the game for you. (Young Adron) Shut the fuck up, Adron, I'm thinking. (Young Devyn) Yeah, I can see the smoke coming out of your ears. What? You strip a gear or something trying to think? Want me to call Vik over to take your turn for you? (Young Adron)

Sway says you've been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria) Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesn't require too much work. Not to mention Vik doesn't mind walking him once a day. It's all good. (Devyn) You're such a smartass. (Claria)

I have two words for you. (Terri) Oh, yeah? (Josie) Whatever- (Terri) That's one word. (Josie) –bitch. (Terri)

Shut up. What did you ask me, anyway?" – Sundown "Really? Good thing I didn't tell you to duck a bomb." – Sasha

I'm not an easy lay, Alexion" He actually smiled a real smile at her. It was charming and unexpected. I am.

And there's one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke)

What are you doing here? (Stryker) (She answered his question with a stroke of her dagger that narrowly missed his throat.) I thought we'd catch up on old times. Maybe play Parcheesi. (Stryker)

You're a genius!" – Abigail "Ah now, don't be going on like that. I might actually think you like me, and where would we be then?" – Sundown